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Did you hear that archaeologists discovered an unusual ancient Egyptian tomb recently?

The body was preserved with chocolate and nuts.

Experts believe it to be the tomb of Pharaoh Roche!

Who does a dead pharaoh talk to?

His mummy.

Egyptian joke

A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt. Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Rocher.

Why didn't the Pharaoh believe he was drowning?

Because he was in deNile

What did the Egyptian Pharaoh do when he got caught in traffic?

ANKH ANKH!!

I once played chess with an Egyptian King...

...I was distracted for a moment, and when I turned around he was blatantly attempting to cheat. I told him that that wasn't very pharaoh.

Splitting the Red Sea

Moses was leading the Jews while being chased by the Pharaoh and his men. In a moment of foolishness, he walked right up to the Red Sea. They were trapped.
"God dammit," said Moses.

So God did.

Did you hear about the Pharaoh who refused to believe that his boat was sinking?

He was in denial

Archaeologists digging in Egypt have found a Mummy embalmed with chocolate and hazlenuts

It's believed to be a Pharaoh Rocher

Why did the pharaoh retire?

Because he did not want to be part of a pyramid scheme

A mummy calls a restauraunt.

- Hello, I'd like to reserve a table for the pharaoh Sakhrakhotep I.
- Could you spell it out, please?
- Of course. Bird, two triangles, wavy line, the sun, bird again, jackal's head and a scarab.

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So this Pharaoh was making a dinner reservation...

Tutankhamen- I'd like to make a reservation for dinner, it's a special occasion. Name, Tutankhamen.

Restaurant Host- Oh, nice, who will you be dining with?

Tutankhamen- Oh my wife, also my sister and step-mother.

Restaurant Host- Ok, I'll put you in for a table for four, near the grotto.

Tutankhamen- Four? I'm just bringing Ankhesenamun.

Archaeologists have found a hidden chamber in Tutankhamun's tomb

Archaeologists have found a second mummy inside Tutankhamun's tomb. The mummy appears to be covered in chocolate and hazelnuts. Experts believe it is the remains of Pharaoh Rocher.

Archaeologists have discovered a mummy in Egypt encased in chocolate and surrounded by hazelnuts

They are calling it "The Pharaoh Rocher"

A man in ancient Egypt commits a crime. The Pharaoh says "The penalty for your crime is death." "How would like to die?"

"Death by old age"

A pharaoh makes a reservation in a restaurant:

"Can I reserve a table for two?"

"Sure just give me a name."

"Semerkhet."

"Would you spell it for me?"

"Bird, double triangle, wavy line, another bird, dog head, sun, scarab..."

Pharaoh joke, A pharaoh makes a reservation in a restaurant:

Two pharaohs farted at the same time.

They had a toot in common.

All these people getting emails from the Prince of Nigeria, I got one from an Egyptian Pharaoh...

But it turned out to just be a pyramid scheme.

Why did the Pharaoh Build a Statue of Himself?

Because he Sphinx he's the best.

I just found out that Archeologist were recently digging in the Pyramids of Egypt and found a mummy covered in chocolate and nuts.

Experts on site identified the mummy as Pharaoh Roche.

I just learned about the pharaoh who did not fart very often

Toot Uncommon

What vehicle do you give a Pharaoh as a gift?

A new bus.

Did you guys hear about the Pharaoh that rarely farted?

His name was Toot-Uncommon.

Why didn't the peasants attend the Egyptian king's open palace party?

The address was "2, Pharaoh Way"

How does a mummy attract a mate?

Pharaoh moans.

A new discovery is made pertaining to the ethnicity of Ancient Egyptian Kings

Archaeologists have discovered that the kings of Ancient Egypt were in fact black. Upon unwrapping the gold sarcophagus they found the body of a dark chocolate skinned man. The legendary Pharaoh Rocher.

Who does a pharaoh talk to when he's sad?

An old Egyptian pharaoh drowned himself when he learned the new, younger pharaoh was taking over...

He was in denial.

A Pharoah makes a reservation at a ski resort...

Pharaoh: I'd like to make a reservation for two please.

Attendant: Absolutely. Can I get your name please.

Pharoah: "Neferneferuaten"

Attendant: ...can you spell that out for me?

Pharaoh: Bird, double triangle, wavy line, dog head, more bird, flames..."

Archaeologists have recently found a mummy while excavating a tomb in Egypt

Oddly enough, the mummy was covered in chocolate and hazelnuts. They believe it to be the tomb of Pharaoh Rosher.

Breaking news from Egypt: they found a tomb covered in chocolate and nuts.

They said it was a Pharaoh Rocher.

Archaeologists have been searching around ..

Archaeologists have been searching around The Great Pyramids, and have come across a mummy covered in hazelnuts and chocolate. After more research it has been discovered it was the late Pharaoh Roche

TIL: They found an unopened tomb in Egypt and a new Pharaoh last month

The strange thing was he was wrapped in foil - his name is Pharaoh Rocher

What did the Pharaoh say to his buddy when they both farted?

It looks like you and I Tutankhamun

What do you call an Egyptian Pharaoh who rarely farts?

Toot-uncommon!

Ancient Egyptians who worked to preserve the Pharaoh for the afterlife are known for having being very good businessmen. In fact, they even invented what we know today as the "return policy."

It was know back then as the "mummy back guarantee..."

Hello, can I reserve a table for Pharaoh Hotepsekhemwy?

Could you spell by letters, please?

Yes, sure. A bird, two triangles, a wavy line, the sun, again a bird, a dog's head, a scarab

Archeologists in Egypt have discovered a mummy covered in chocolate and hazelnuts.

They believe it to be Pharaoh Rocher.

What did Pharaoh say when the seventh plague struck his land?

"Aw *hail* naw!"

How did the pharaoh get so rich?

He was running a huge pyramid scheme!

What name did they give the Egyptian pharaoh who rarely passed gas?

Toot-uncommon

Urgent news: A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt.

Archologist believe it maybe Pharaoh Roche...

Why did the pharaoh visit his parent's tomb?

He missed his mummy.

Why did the Pharaoh drown?

He couldn't swim but he was in denial.

How did pharaohs get all the money for their fancy tombs?

Through pyramid schemes.

Why did the two Pharaohs fart at the same time?

They had a Tutankhamun!

What do you call an Eygptian Pharaoh that farts the same way as you?

Toot in Common!!

A New tomb has been unearthed in Eqypt

Archeologists found a mummy wrapped in gold foil and knew they had found the tomb of Pharaoh Rocher

An Egyptian pharaoh hired me to lay flooring at a tomb he was building. He said it wouldn't pay well at first but as I worked my way to the top I would reap the benefits. it wasn't quite a pyramid scheme

But it was multi level carpeting.

King Pharaoh: I have a great business opportunity for you...

Israelites: Umm, is this not a pyramid scheme?

What do you call a Pharaoh who has road rage?

Tootin' car man. (My friend swears she made up this joke so I'm pretty sure this is actual OC)

Scans of a newly discovered sarcophagus have revealed that the mummy inside was coated in nuts and chocolate

It's believed to have been body of Pharaoh Roche.

They've unearthed a sarcophagus in Egypt filled with chocolate and nuts

The mummy was wrapped in gold foil, so they believe it is the legendary Pharaoh Rocher

There was once an Egyptian Pharaoh rumored to have never passed gas...